Two Keywords Enter a Bar
by Anvil on June 22, 2022AdvertisingThe last couple of years have seemed like a roller coaster ride of changes in the digital marketing world. Facebook is now Meta, NFT is running for the buzzword of the year, and GA4 is breaking the minds of advertisers everywhere. In light of all of the headaches involved with transition and change, people deserve a break to relax and have a little giggle over some of the best search engine humor that appears on the first page of search results. Let’s dive in.
What’s Mario’s favorite search engine?
Yahoo!
I got an e-mail saying, “At Google Earth, we can read maps backward!”
And I thought to myself, “That’s just spam!”
My friend told me that there was a search engine called Bing.
So I Googled it, which is kinda the point
How did Google get out of prison?
It used the escape key
Why can’t you dance with an online marketer?
They have no sense of algo-rhythm
Where does Google go for happy hour??
the Search Bar
Where’s the best place to hide the evidence?
Page 2 of Google
Why are digital marketers afraid of trampolines?
They don’t want to bounce too high
What’s a digital marketers favorite kind of cake?
Funnel
How many marketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they already automated it
For more of the best search engine humor, or for any of your digital marketing and branding questions, contact Anvil Media today and let us know your favorite marketing joke!